Man Invents Odd Product To Assist Menstruating Women

(PCM) Daniel Dopps, a chiropractor from Wichita, Kansas, believes he has all the answers to assist menstruating women with his new product called “Mensez“. However, so far, women do not appear to be very impressed!

The “Mensez” product acts as a “vagina glue” of sorts that seals up a woman’s labia and comes “unglued” when she urinates. Dopps claims that the product, which is shaped like a lipstick applicator, is all natural and made with various amino acids and oil. His sales pitch for the item is even more ridiculous than it already sounds:

“Have you ever woke up with your lips stuck together? It didn’t hurt and it was kinda fun. All you had to do was to wet your lips from the inside with saliva and they became unstuck. This is the principle behind Mensez. Mensez is a natural combination of amino acids and oil in a lipstick applicator that is applied to the lips downunder during the period. It causes them to stick together, strong enough to prevent leakage, that is until the user urinates. The urine instantly unsticks the labia and allows everything to wash out into the toilet.”

Almost immediately women began firing back at Dopps on the internet with a ton of concerns regarding the safety of this product. Many had legitimate questions about whether or not the product was sanitary and if it carried any risk of infection.

Dopps claims it will be “thoroughly tested and improved”, however he did appear to become a bit agitated by all the backlash that “Mensez” was receiving online. In fact, the Facebook page for the product has since been removed. Dopps posted the following message:

The “Mensez” product is just now being introduced to the public and really does not appear to be off to a great start. It is definitely a real thing and Dopps filed a patent for the product in January of 2017. Something tells us that we will not be seeing “Mensez” on store shelves anytime soon though!

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